Goku:
"No thanks Chichi, I think I'll pass on dinner tonight. My stomach is not really up for anything right now."
"Can you teach me again for the 23rd time on how to power up again, Krillin?"
"You piss me off weakling! DIE already!!!"
(awkwardly)"I'm afraid I can't fight you right now.
I haven't eaten in like 3 hours and now I am totally starved, so can we please wait until then?.. Ehehee.."
"Mercy?!? Who needs mercy when I can just kill you... RIGHT NOW!!!"
"Let's join as one, Vegeta, and fuse both of our bodies and souls together."
"You won't like me when I'm angry..."
Gohan:
"Krillin.. if you don't have a nose, could you smell.. THIS?? (holds up a skunk in front of him)"
"Wahh!! Daddy, those mean boys were picking on me!! Tell them to GO AWAY!"
"Why don't you wipe that stupid smirk off your face or else I'll smack it off ya!!"
"Sorry dad, but I don't know how to swim. You'll have to catch that fish alone."
"Forgive me for I have failed you father!! I don't deserve your love anymore!"
"Hand over the booze now or I'll...I'll... blast this forsakken town into oblivion!!!
"Ohh I see. So your not taking me seriously.. Well how about if.. I STEAL YOUR PANTS?!?!"
"Would you like me to show you a little dance I picked up from the Ginyu force? It's real neat!"
"That's one tight outfit you have on, Trunks. Want me to loosen it up for you?"
"I hate to tell you this Krillin, but I think you looked better without hair..."
Vegeta:
"Goku, would you like to have lunch with me tommorow at my place?"
"Get this disgusting spider off of me NOW, before I blast it off!!!!"
"Dammit! Fine, I... GIVE UP! You win Goku!!!.."
"Goku, why do we have to fight? We all know you're the strongest fighter in the world!"
"Please do not fight. It hurts me to see this earth suffer from any more damage."
"I feel so... HAPPY! I don't think I can contain myself!!"
"Ah, get off my back, woman! I'm doing intense training here! And I mean INTENSE!"
"I think I have to stop training and spend a little more time with my family...."
"I love playing around with my son and pretending that I despise him! It's FUN!!"
"Bulma! Are you alright, baby?"
"I love my son!!! He's the MOST precious thing in my life!!!"
"Touch my hair, and you'll DIE!!!
"Touch Bulma, and you'll DIE!!
"Prepare to be spanked, Trunks!!! You've been a bad boy!"
"Blast these earrings! Let's fuse a different way, Goku."
Bulma:
"How do you work this suspicious device with this radar screen on it..."
"Hey Trunks, can you help me fix the time machine? I need to give you father a back rub."
"Watch your language child, no more rides on the incredibly futuristic vehicle if I hear that from you again."
(Looks at a model magazine) "Ohh mann, what a hot chick... "
"Aren't you a frisky one, Vegeta."
"Whoa, Vegeta is training again... Let me get my chair and popcorn!"
"It makes me so jealous with fury thinking about how much time Vegeta spends training than he does with my irresistable self!"
"Vegeta! Can you help me get some more Lavendar scented shampoo for Trunks while you're out today? And also
a bunch of feminine products that would be too embarrassing for you to buy?"
Piccolo:
"Oh, would you look at that! It's time for my second manicure! Catch ya later homies!"
"I wish I could experience the fame of being a Saiyan..
That awsome spikey blonde hair.. and the immense energy and power... the burning teal eyes..
Ooo yes, and the muscles... and of course the tight a--.."
"Are there ANY female Nameks around here!?! I'm gettin lonely!
"Ouch! I just stabbed myself with my own nail! Damn, they have beem growing faster than usual!"
Mr. Satan:
"What the heck am I doing here!? I should stop wasting my time on these tournaments if I'm just going to make myself look bad!"
"Screw this fro!! I'm getting my head shaved!!"
"I'm taking my hairy self out of this right now before things get ugly."
"Videl, I'm going to lecture you on the lessons of love, since I AM the master after all! Huwahahaha!!"
Freeza:
"Goku, nice to meet you again. Would you care to join me and my father for some wine and perhaps a delightful conversation about our enchanted lives?"
"By the way, Has anyone ever told you that I was female?"
"Why must you look so helpless and hurt, Goku!? It makes me want to take you home and keep you as a pet!"
"I... can't... bleed anymore. You have wounded me too many times, Goku. I have reached my... limit..."
"Tell me the freakin password now or else I'll throw you off this freakin cliff by the mountain and let the vulturs eat you alive!!"
Krillin:
"I can get way more chicks than Trunks any day!! Cuz I got the body and the power!! Haahaha!!"
"Gohan, you wanna go stalk Vegeta again like we did yesterday?"
"I think Android 18 is hot, but I think Android 17 is HO-T-TER!!!"
Chichi:
"Hey Goku, can you teach me some couple of those moves of yours?
They can really come in handy when I find out that Gohan isn't studying like he's supposed to."
"Ready to burn those books Gohan?! Cuz we are gonna party all day and screw that
boring crap!!!"
"Remember Gohan, tonight is when we make that bonfire and dance around it many times while we smell the
burning scents of those burning school books of yours. Don't forget!"
"Goku, why don't we ever get to spend anytime together? I have needs and wants from you too, you know!"
Cell:
"My main goal to achieve right now is to absorb all the pure energy from this planet so
I can get enough power to have the most intense arm wrestling match with the Z fighters!! Hahahaa!!!!! Yes!! I will surely win then!!"
"I don't like these scripts!! Why can't I just end up dominating the whole solar system and be the most superior creature ever created?!!?"
"Greetings earthlings. I mean no harm, so please do not be disturbed by my intrusion on your sacred planet."
"Your sister tastes so delicate and sweet, Andriod 17. It excites me to know what you will taste like."
"That was truely astonishing. I would like to hear you scream like that again."
Andriod 17:
"Oh god, please don't eat me!!! Spare my life for it is filled with high hopes and dreams of driving to far away lands and living a carefree life!"
"You don't want to eat me Cell. I may look like a hunk-a-saurus, but I taste like basket full of rabbits!"
"Omg, are you okay man? That was a pretty big explosion back there!"
"Chill out Trunks, you are getting way too hyped about all of this. We need to just sit down and talk this out."
"Here kitty kitty kitty... where are you hidingg..."
"I think you should take control, sister.
I have no idea how to manipulate this vehicle and we don't want to be running into anything and ruining
this beautiful car we've just happened to steal."
Future Trunks:
"Father... I LOVE you!!"
"Oh no!!! My sword!!! It broke!!! Stop the show right now and replace it at once!!!
"Wait.. before I cut you into pieces.. I want to be sure your going to recover after this.."
"You may not know this Goku, but I have feelings for you...."
"Argghh!! This blast is too bright! I'm gonna go blind!!!"
"I never knew my mom looked so hot as a teenager...until now..."
